Did The Clooney Dump His Ex Via the Media?
Does anyone remember that episode of Sex and the City, where Carrie wakes up to find that Berger has dumped her via a Post-It note? Cold. Really cold. Can’t imagine anything too much worse, short of getting stood up at the altar. Oh, and maybe finding out that you’ve been given the pink slip by reading about it on the internet or the newspaper. George Clooney’s longtime (hey, for him a year plus is a pretty long time) sweetie got the heave ho (or is it heave, HO!) from The Clooney after she reportedly got breast implants and he didn’t like them. Hmmm, maybe he’s an ass man? Anyhoo, Sarah Larsen should have known that The Clooney is not a man to be tied down. You don’t marry The Clooney. If you’re smart, you work out a longterm unmarried relationship like Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn but you can’t expect…
Written by Psychoticstate on June 12th, 2008 with no comments.
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