The greatest British trio to grace the planet and give pop listeners the gift of deep, meaningful lyrics has a new release on the horizon.No, not Right Said Fred… I’m talking about Saint Etienne! (Although Saint Etienne did cover “I’m Too Sexy” in the early ’90s.)First up will be a reworking of “Burnt Out Car,” fiddly-twiddled up by Xenomania. The various formats promise new B-sides in the form of “River” on the 7″ vinyl, “Destroy The Building” and “Night Vision” on part one of the CD single, and a “Balearic Mix” of “Burnt Out Car” by Mark Brown—who produced Etienne front dame Sarah Cracknell’s #12 U.K. hit from earlier this year, “The Journey Continues”—on CD2.Shortly after, London Conversations: The Best Of Saint Etienne will be released. Says the band on their website:It comes in three delicious ‘flavas’: a single 18 track cd; a double with every other a-side, some of…

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child. Apparently his mom couldn’t hold it in any longer and announced it at the family wedding. haha, talk about a proud grandma. Sorry Jen, no one will believe you aren’t now. Congratulations!! And when guests pressed her for more information, grandma Chris left them with no doubt there is soon to be another family addition. An eyewitness tells Life and Style magazine, “She put her hands on her tummy, patted it gently and gave a huge smile. Then she leaned in and said ‘Baby number two!’Source

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Star Magazine is reporting that Diddy and untalented singer Cassie are engaged. But I thought he was back with on-again off again girlfriend of 10 years Kim Porter?I guess Cassie couldn’t settle with fucking for tracks, she’s moved on to marrying for tracks!

Anne Hathaway’s personal diaries have been siezed by the FBI, it is being reported. These diaries could incriminate Anne and further link her to Rafaello Follieri’s embezzlement scandal.Rafaello is still sitting in prison with his bail set at 21 millions dollars!

Sex tape rumors involving numerous celebrities have been circulating over the past couple of weeks but one of the most promising tapes features Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.Rumor has it that the same people who released the infamous Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape will release this one.That won’t go good with Jess’s new wholesome country look.

Brooke Hogan gave her best attempt to be “sexy” as she resembled a kinkajou, hanging from a tree and frolicking on the beach. Poor Brooke might always look like Hulk Hogan in drag and that is a shame.

Fergie got slutty as she performed with Guns N Roses guitarist Slash for his birthday as well as her father’s. Her pants were awfully shiny so it’s difficult to tell whether she urinated on herself!