The show where nothing ever happens, other than sighs and eye-rolls, The Hills premiered their fourth season tonight. Half of you care. I know you do. Anyway, is it just me or was every ‘big’ line in tonight’s show dubbed in? They would pan away from the ’speaker’ and…..”We will never be friends.” That last line was SO dubbed in after the fact. So was Lauren’s talk with Whitney at the start of the show about her date that night. FAKE FAKE FAKE! F&ck I love it. I’m pathetic.

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My dude Lil’ Duval just sent me his hilarious parody of T.I.’s “Whatever You Like” and as usual he keeps me laughing. He has a knack for remixing a song and making real! Refresh your memory here.

But he didn’t. He wouldn’t. He couldn’t.Jennifer Aniston’s pals were rolling their eyes over the weekend about John Mayer’s unofficial press conferences discussing the couple’s breakup.“Jen will never kiss and tell, but it’s she who ended the relationship,” a source close to Jen says. “(Mayer’s) childish behavior only confirms she was right to dump him. Now he’s acting like a spoiled child. Expect Jen to behave like a lady.”Mayer first explained his version of the breakup to an OK! magazine reporter, who quickly posted online that Mayer did the dumping. “I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right,” Mayer told the reporter.Yet Aniston’s pal says the something that “wasn’t right” was Mayer’s behavior toward the press during the relationship. “He has a relationship with certain paparazzi (and) bloggers,” the source said. “He tips them off. He loves…

The three stars who completed Heath Ledger’s final film role have donated their pay to his two year old daughter. Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell were worried for Matilda’s future as Heath left an old will which did not include the girl. They played versions of his character Tim in fantasy epic The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus. Director Terry Gilliam said: “They didn’t take money — it goes to Heath’s daughter. “That’s extraordinary! And wonderful . . . and when you’re part of that, you think, ‘Ah, this is maybe why I went into the movies in the beginning. I thought it would be full of wonderful people.’ “And we’ve got a movie full of wonderful people who did extraordinary things to help.” Heath, 28, died in his New York flat in January from an…

Photographer Derek Blanks released a new photoshoot with a dominatrix-esque LisaRayeThe details of the LisaRaye and Michale Misick divorce drama keeps on coming. Lisa’s publicist gave some details about the report showdown at the mansion, refuting that it was as violent as reported…”There was no pushing, there was no slugging, there was no swinging of arms, there was no tussle, nothing like that,” says Jeter. However, her account of the incident – as told to her by LisaRaye and LisaRaye’s cousin Phillip Travis – corroborates much of what has already been reported; that LisaRaye and Travis went into the house against Misick’s will; pushing and shoving took place between the two, Misick’s sister became involved and LisaRaye was bitten (and bit someone) at some point during the altercation.You can get the blow-by-blow according to Lisa’s Publicist @ EurWebNow, the buzz is also turning on Lisa claiming that the infidelity is…

Christina Applegate says she’s now free of breast cancer following treatment.”I’m clear,” Applegate, 36, tells Good Morning America, on Tuesday’s show. “Absolutely 100 percent clear and clean. … They got everything out so I’m definitely not going to die from breast cancer.”Diagnosed a month ago, Christina says the cancer was discovered in the second of two MRI tests done as a follow-up to a biopsy performed last year.”I was so mad and I – I just remember I was – I was just shaking,” she says. “And then also immediately, I had to go into … ‘take-care-of-business-mode,’ which was … I asked them, ‘What do I do now? What – what is it that I do? I get a doctor, I get a surgeon, I get an oncologist? What do I do?’”source - People

After more and more rumors, Diddy is trying hard to distance himself from his alleged love affair with Cassie. Apparently Cassie took it a little personal, a snitch tells Page Six…SOMEONE should tell Cassie that she could do better than Sean “Diddy” Combs. He’s publicly announced that his on-and-off flame is not the only woman in his life, but she’s not moving on. Our spies saw a sullen Cassie “looking smokin’ hot,” at the Empire Hotel the other night. But it wasn’t enough to catch the eye of Diddy, who has emphatically shot down rumors that they’re exclusively dating. “Diddy spent the entire time with his entourage while she was being walked around by one of his assistants,” said our source. “She never smiled, and she kept looking over at him.”I just don’t see Diddy making her his public chick, I mean you got the record deal, be happy. Jump…