Crazy Like A Cruise
I seriously just spit my wine onto my computer screen. Give me a minute to wipe this up….They are asking for it, aren’t they?!?Last night The Cruise Family made their way outdoors with their sunglasses on natch.Not only do they (Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes) have on the EXACT same jeans, they have the EXACT same wallet. Do they check themselves at the door? Sunglasses? Check. Sweaters? Check. Faded ugly ass jeans? Check. Hideous lame sneakers? Check. We’re ready.This is truly f&cked up. Katie has failed at single-handedly trying to sell us the ‘boyfriend jean’, so she’s enlisted the help of her man-wife? You watch, soon all Scientologists will dress this way. At least then we can easily spot them. And just remember, their leader’s the one in the black kicks.Tom tries to camoflauge his lifts, thinking we…
Written by Leisa on August 25th, 2008 with no comments.
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