Adam Lambert has gone all-out admitting his sexuality on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine even going so far as to admitting he had a crush on American Idol Season 8 champion Kris Allen. There was much adieu over Adam Lambert's sexuality, but who cares really? It's quite obvious he's gay. Handsome though so that's a shame but nothing much we can do if he prefers men over women right? But would it have made a difference had he been male on American Idol?
Last night Paula Abdul, looking like some old stripper who just hobbled out of a 19th century bordello, graced the American Idol stage and treated "fans" to a "live" rendition of her "new" song "Here For The Music."
Has there ever been a performance where this broad hasn't lip-synced? Think back to the Club MTV tour in '89, when Milli Vanilli got all that flack for miming their tunes. Surely Paula must have been as much to blame for the same thing?
Anyway, check out this stunner:
Dance, moth-eaten showbiz castoff! Dance like there's no tomorrow!!!
Alright, so below is Paula Abdul's "I'm Just Here For The Music," a cover of an unreleased Kylie Minogue song from the Body Language sessions (circa 2003). And next to it is Kylie's version.
Paula sounds so distorted, I'm not even sure she showed up to the studio when they recorded this. The producer probably just strung together different words she's said on American Idol, then shoved it into a computer.
She should just change her damn name to Paula Vocoder, and be all like, "Fuck you, T-Pain and Jamie Foxx; this is how you rock a jam proper!"
The previous American Idol winner David Cook is now getting his lips ready for his first on-screen kiss with actress Sarah Roemer for his music video “Come Back To Me”
Scott MacIntyre is the first blind finalist in American Idol history. High expectations were set for the guy, and why not he does sound like he has a good set of pipes. We might yet be surprised
Folks, David Archuleta wants answers in his new single "A Little Too Not Over You," and he wants them now.
"Tell me why I can't seem to face the truth?" warbles our young hero in the glossy, angst-ridden video. Of course, this isn't to be confused with David's previous single, "Crush," which contained the line, "Why do I keep running from the truth?" Why do you, indeed, David.
In fact, that truth is a tricky subject for Archuleta. In the bridge to the chorus of this new one, he admits, "Sometimes I try to hide what I feel inside."
Sigh. David, no wonder the chick in this video you want us to think you were going steady with left your fancy 18-year-old ass. I, too, had girls swarming around me as a teenager. But they just never understood my fascination with Lisa Stansfield. It was the kiss curl, Archie. I wanted one of my own so bad.
By the end of the clip, David persuades the reluctant lass to take him from behind. But it's to no avail; the poor broad just doesn't have the right equipment to satiate the Idol runner-up, and she dumps him in a blind fury of shame, bitterness and frustration!
The singer then, in turn, proceeds to delete all her photos from his digital camera. Yeah...cold.
Comedian and musician, Paul Marturano, also known as Paula Abdul's Stalker was back at American Idol Auditions this year wearing a Ryan Loves Simon t-shirt and a fake Paula tattoo serving up laughs and music with contestants and ready to audition for a second time as seen in this youtube video:
"I am not allowed to say one way or another as to if I will be on American Idol this year. "However if I ever do appear on American Idol again, I will not be singing a song for Paula." said Marturano. According to Marturano, he was horrified when he heard of the recent events involving the death of Paula Goodspeed outside of Paula Abdul's house.
"When I originally performed the song Stalker and when I returned to the season 8 auditions of American Idol at the Izod Center in August, I had no knowledge of Paula Abdul's real stalker, Paula Goodspeed," said Marturano, when asked for comment. "I am a comedian and a musician, not a real stalker and I would like to apologize if my song caused any discomfort to Paula Abdul. I feel very bad for both the family Paula Goodspeed and for Paula Abdul."
Marturano is an accomplished pianist from Philadelphia, who appeared on American Idol and caught the nation's attention by singing a comedic song about stalking Paula Abdul in January of 2008. His audition can be viewed at his website www.paulpiano.net along with several other hilarious videos.
Marturano parleyed his American Idol appearance into success. The Stalker ringtone and his other songs are available on most major mobile carriers and he has released new audio and video versions of Stalker called Stalker 08 on Itunes with the help of producers that have worked with several major artists such as Nelly Furtado.
Last month, Marturano signed a deal with Peace Point Entertainment Group in Toronto, ON Canada to develop and pitch his television show to networks.
Marturano has used what he jokingly calls his "celebrity status" for charity, adopting homeless animals out to loving homes on a Philadelphia Radio Station and has played and appeared at several events for animals for not only his organization, Loli's Place, Inc ( www.lolisplace.com ) but for other animal organizations as well.
