Jordan Bratman doesn't need a brain, he needs a dick. Aguilera doesn't need to get home, she needs to not have a dick. The kid doesn't need courage he needs Angelina Jolie to adopt him. Is Bratman supposed to be an alcoholic Scarecrow or is that red nose a mistake? Is Aguilera disappointed if she doesn't get at least one glow-in-the-dark dildo on Halloween?
CHRISTINA AGUILERA has done the impossible – made the blue rinse sexy.
The singer dons an electric blue hairpiece in the video for new single Keeps Gettin’ Better, which is released on Monday.
It is certainly a new take on the blue barnet favoured by ladies of a certain age and made famous way back in the Seventies by sitcom star MOLLIE SUGDEN.
Christina’s greatest hits album, also called Keeps Gettin’ Better, is out on November 10.
A new preview clip of Christina Aguilera's song, "Dynamite" surfaced on this fan-site and the song will appear on her upcoming greatest hits music project, "Keeps Gettin’ Better - A Decade Of Hits" due out on November 11th. If you love the new direction Christina has taken with her music then you'll enjoy this teaser.
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Now that TRL is ending its 10-year run on MTV, Christina Aguilera is taking to the Web to premiere her new music video for her hit single, "Keeps Gettin' Better," on Monday afternoon.
The singer, 27, chose iLike.com, a social music Web site and Facebook application, to release her new video. In it, Aguilera travels through time – and costumes – to the present day.
"I really enjoyed making the video," Aguilera says. "Being an artist who likes to play around with different looks, it was a lot of fun to portray various characters within the same shoot."
The song will be featured on her greatest hits CD, which includes 10 of her best singles and another brand new song, "Dynamite." It will be available exclusively at Target stores on Nov. 11.
By all, means, T.I., let everyone get out of the way so your damn "Whatever You Like" garbage can spend another week at #1!
Thrice has "Whatever You Like" been interrupted during its stint atop the chart in the past month—by Pink's "So What," T.I.'s own "Live Your Life" and Britney Spears' "Womanizer." Resitance seems to be futile, however.
Meanwhile, when Christina Aguilera woke up this morning, started slathering on the war paint then got the call that "Keeps Gettin' Better" has flizz-opped down to #27 in its third week on the Hot 100, she probably shrieked in three octaves and accidentally jammed her Lipfusion Beach Baby Bling stick through her eyesocket. Dirrty!
On the album chart, Keane's Perfect Symmetry debuts at #7 with sales of 43,000. It's probably fair to say that at this point, when no LP released this year has sold more than two million copies, the album as we know it is no longer a saleable commodity.
The U.S. Top 10: 1."Whatever You Like" - T.I. *6 weeks* 2. "Live Your Life" - T.I. feat. Rihanna *airplay gainer* 3. "So What" - Pink 4. "Womanizer" - Britney Spears 5. "Hot N Cold" - Katy Perry 6. "Disturbia" - Rihanna 7. "Let It Rock'" - Kevin Rudolf feat. Lil Wayne 8. "Miss Independent" - Ne-Yo 9. "Fearless'" - Taylor Swift *new* *hot shot debut* 10. "Can't Believe It'" - T-Pain feat. Lil Wayne
Singer Christina Aguilera may have been out of the spotlight for nearly a year after having her first child, but she sure knows how to return to it.
Ten months after giving birth to her son Max, the Dirrty singer made her return to the stage in a series of eye-catching outfits at London's Albert Hall.
Including a Bianca Jagger style white suit and fedora hat, albeit accessorised with a bra top.
These are the weeks that give D'luv the tingles in his whizz-wack; the weeks where a big sledgehammer of new releases comes along and busts things up on Billboard's Hot 100.
First up, T.I. replaces himself at #1 with "Live Your Life," a duet with Rihanna. Not only did the song set a record by jumping from #80 to #1—thanks to T.I.'s Paper Trail being released last week—but it also gives Rihanna her fifth U.S. #1, and T.I. his third.
Next up is Christina Aguilera, who achieves her seventh solo U.S. Top 10 hit with "Keeps Gettin' Better," which debuts at #7. I like the dancey direction you're returning to, Xtina. Don't fuck this next album up, now, doll.
Nickelback debut at #10 with with "Gotta Be Somebody." Looks like all the Z-grade, Bush supporting hicks who pick cigarette butts out of a dumpster and shove them up their asses are still multiplying, and their spawn have iTunes accounts. Hooray for white trash!
The Killers enter the chart at #32 with "Human," giving them their third U.S. Top 40 single after "Mr. Brightside" (#10, 2005) and "When You Were Young" (#14, 2006). The cover art for the band's upcoming Day & Age album was unveiled yesterday.
Oh, yeah...how could I forget David Cook's run-of-the-mill "Light On" debuting at #17? Sorry, superstar, but you're no David Archuleta.
Finally, since it's an Aguilera kind of week, let's revisit Christina's 2001 duet with Ricky Martin, the much underrated "Nobody Wants To Be Lonely":
That's right, Ricky—shake that ass, girl!
The U.S. Top 10:
1. "Live Your Life" - T.I. feat. Rihanna*1 week* *airplay gainer* 2."Whatever You Like" - T.I. 3. "So What" - Pink 4. "Disturbia" - Rihanna 5. "Let It Rock'" - Kevin Rudolf feat. Lil Wayne *sales gainer* 6. "Hot N Cold" - Katy Perry 7. "Keeps Gettin' Better'" - Christina Aguilera *new* 8. "Can't Believe It'" - T-Pain feat. Lil Wayne 9. "Paper Planes'" - M.I.A 10. "Gotta Be Somebody" - Nickelback *new*
Jordan Bratman doesn't need a brain, he needs a dick. Aguilera doesn't need to get home, she needs to not have a dick. The kid doesn't need courage he needs Angelina Jolie to adopt him. Is Bratman supposed to be an alcoholic Scarecrow or is that red nose a mistake? Is Aguilera disappointed if she doesn't get at least one glow-in-the-dark dildo on Halloween?
Now that TRL is ending its 10-year run on MTV, Christina Aguilera is taking to the Web to premiere her new music video for her hit single, "Keeps Gettin' Better," on Monday afternoon.
