Guy Ritchie looks pretty thrilled to be dating a chick, model Jacqui Ainsley, who a) doesn’t have man-arms and b) is not cryogenically frozen against aging!
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Between the passion of the Glamazons and a few fiery diatribes that came in when I expressed my disinterest in the new Scissor Sisters video, I figured it was time again for another d’luvvly roundup of the bitchiest reader comments! Last year’s compilation was such a classy hit, plus you’ve all bared your barbed tongues at some point or other over the past 12 months. And I really have to say, thanks for the laughs—you effing bitches.

****** Anonymous on Move Over, Rihanna—Adam Lambert’s In The Lead For Most Boring Song Of The Year: “Die in a fire you insufferable prick.”

* solray9 on Lady Gaga: 4, Madonna: 0: “[Lady Gaga] looks like my 88-year-old incapacitated grandmother before she died and after she’d lost most of her teeth.”

* Joshua on Chart Rigger Turns Five!: “Yeah, with the amount of useless drivel you post on an almost daily basis, I, too, am…

Obnoxious-voiced hag Joanna Newsom is the latest artist (read: slut with a flop album and a harp) to trash Lady Gaga in the Guardian. (Did you catch Grace Jones’ barbed comments last month?) But in the process, she also calls Madonna “a dumb-ass” and cheapens the legacy of soul legends the Spice Girls.

Witness the blasphemy, pop chyldren:
“I’m mystified by the laziness of people looking at how [Lady Gaga] presents herself, and somehow assuming that implies there’s a high level of intelligence in the songwriting. Her approach to image is really interesting, but you listen to the music, and you just hear glow sticks. Smart outlets for musical journalism give her all this credit, like she’s the new Madonna …” She breaks off and laughs. “Although I’m coming from a perspective of also thinking Madonna is not great at all. I’m like, fair enough: she is the new Madonna, but Madonna’s…

Madonna is set to perform a controversial concert in Russia.The ‘Material Girl’ singer wants to stage a show in the main square of St. Petersburg, home of the State Hermitage Museum, in August but local authorities are furious about the plans.They have branded the proposed event a “natural disaster” and the museum’s director, Dr. Mikhail Piotrovski will demand the pop superstar signs an agreement to set out decency and volume levels.He fumed: “We want guarantees that there will be no blasphemy.”Madonna, 50, is not the first star to be warned about her raunchy stage show.In October 2007, Beyonce Knowles cancelled her concert in Malaysia after she was told to tone down her performance and follow the Muslim country’s strict dress code.Gwen Stefani was also told to cover up during her Malaysian concert in August 2007.The flamboyant star wore sober outfits but called it a “major sacrifice”.She put jackets over her…

That time of year is already upon us…you know, the one where fashion’s finest faces wear their most exquisite couture dresses only to have them smelling like an ash tray by the end of the night from chain smoking sessions in the ladies loos. But by the looks of things, perhaps a cigarette burn or two would have done the dresses worn at the MET gala some good.This year, the The Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York was a rather daring fashion affair. The theme, “Models and Muses” was definitely being overplayed by guests including supermodel Kate Moss who turned up hand in hand with designer Marc Jacobs. She wore an off the shoulder gold lame (and lame it was) mini dress with matching turban head gear by Milliner, Stephen Jones. Ashley Olsen looked wore a draped creation by her own label, The Row….