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Humorless Putz



Actor Mark Wahlberg is all bent out of shape because Saturday Night Live made fun of him in the already semi-legendary "Barky Bark and The Donkey Bunch" skit starring Andy Samberg. Said Wahlberg when asked about the clip by the New York Post's Reed Tucker:

Someone showed it to me on YouTube. It wasn't like Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin, that's for sure. And "Saturday Night Live" hasn't been funny for a long time. They've asked me to do the show a ton of times. I used to watch it when Eddie Murphy was there and Joe Piscopo and Bill Murray. I don't even know who's on the show now.

Sour grapes Marky. Just like when Eminem pissed you off years ago on MTV by bringing up your early Marky Mark persona. Why are you so keen to disavow that part of your life anyway Marky? Is it your way of acknowledging that your whole white rapper phase was unbelievably douchey and lame? You're still a douchebag Marky...a completely humorless putz like Kanye West. You think the sun rises and sets in your ass and if anyone deigns to mock you it's some kind of crime against humanity. Well get over it. Samberg nailed you. The skit is hilarious even if it makes no sense. There's no sadder trait in a human being than the inability to laugh at oneself, and you clearly possess this trait Marky.

Written by M.C. on October 13th, 2008 with no comments.
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Stars Out And About: Celebrity Babies Edition


Following her appearance on Friday's star-studded Stand Up to Cancer charity event, Halle Berry steps out with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry and their 5-month-old daughter Nahla for a retail rendezvous Monday in New York City.


Jennifer Garner scoops up daughter Violet, 2, for a day out with dad Ben Affleck (not pictured) at Brentwood, Calif.'s kid-friendly restaurant Giggles N' Hugs on Sunday. The spot is a favorite for Violet, who recently enjoyed pizza and arts and crafts there.


Mark Wahlberg gets some bonding time in with 5-year-old daughter Ella Rae at the Grove shopping center in Los Angeles. Among their stops: a trip to the American Girl Place. The actor, who also has 2-year-old son Mike with girlfriend Rhea Durham, has baby No. 3 on the way.


Nicole Richie gives daughter Harlow – who turns 8 months old on Sept. 11 – a view of the Big Apple during a stroll through the city on Monday. Richie recently announced plans to launch an online gift registry to provide baby products to mothers in need.

Written by MrsJREwing on September 9th, 2008 with no comments.
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Mark Wahlberg is settling down

In the recent Comic Con, Mark Wahlberg while promoting his movie “Max Payne” mentioned that he was going to settle down next year with girlfriend Rhea Durham. And live the “quiet life” so to speak in hopes that their marriage will last longer than other celebrity counterparts. Well good luck to you Mr. Wahlberg - it’s very seldom that such a marriage can succeed.

Written by Alter-ego on July 26th, 2008 with no comments.
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