Matthew and Camila took little baby Whatever to his/her first football game. What’s next? First tractor-pull? First animal murdering expedition? First bar fight? Love you smelly white heteros. Where would the world be without you? A lot quieter and less reeking of petroleum products.

If you think Matthew McConaughey is a character, wait until you meet his mom. In her new book, I Amaze Myself! (iamazemyself.com), Kay McConaughey dishes on everything from her son Matthew’s conception to how her husband died in a compromising position with her!“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him.”“Just nothing,” she continued. “But it was just the best way to go!” And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff. “I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.The mother — who tells Us, “I would love to be on Oprah!”…

Hunky actor says the likeness is amazingMatthew McConaughey is thrilled his first son is taking after him.The actor’s girlfriend Camila Alves had baby Levi on 7 July.And Matthew, 38, is astounded at the likeness between them.‘I’ve pulled out some baby pictures of myself, and the resemblance is amazing,’ he tells OK!Last weekend, keen surfer Matthew and Camila took Levi to the beach near their home in Malibu.Photo and Source

Photo Credit: OK!, August 4, 2008- Erin Dustin

TMZ has learned Honor Marie Warren, celebuspawn of Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren, is now $1.5 million richer thanks to OK!Magazine. TMZ says they hear the two-part deal consists of pictures of the baby now, and one other “event” — Christmas, Thanksgiving, vacation, etc. Our spy said Jessica initially turned down the offers of several weekly mags, not wanting to sell, but eventually caved. Two-month-old Honor, we’re told, is just “adorable” and the pictures, taken this week, are “so cute.”Also, Matthew McConaughey’s lil’ bundle of joy will be making Matt a big bundle of jack. TMZ spies have revealed that OK! mag will shell out $3 mil for the first pics of young Levi, who was just born Monday night. And that’s not all — we’re told that the deal includes baby’s first Christmas as well. TMZ also says OK! gets first right to the pics of the wedding…

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have gotten $1.5 million from OK! Magazine for pictures of their baby Honor. That’s only half of what the same rag is reportedly paying Matthew McConaughey for pictures of his baby Levi. Poor Honor’s going to grow up with an inferiority complex (not to mention ethnic identity issues).

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves have sold pictures of their darling baby Levi to OK! Magazine for $3 million. There are two problems with this. One: $3 million for McConaughey’s baby pictures? What the fuck? And, Two: OK! Magazine? Matthew, how lame are you?No, I’m not the only one who thinks Matthew selling out to OK! is bad for his image…his own publicist Alan Nierob reportedly begged him not to make the deal. Not “advised” him, mind you…”begged” him.Nierob knows what’s what…if you’re going to sell baby pictures you sell them to People. If you can’t make that deal, you sell them to Us. And if you can’t get Us to buy them, you don’t bother selling them. Whatever money you might get from OK! is not worth the blow to your reputation. OK! is where Jamie Lynn…

What I assume will be one hunk of a little boy, Matthew and Camila have named their new bundle of joy Levi Alves McConaughey. The name seems very fitting, I like!What Matthew had to say after the birth: “‘Levi’ was another name for the apostle ‘Matthew’ in the bible…they were, in fact, two names for the same person…our son was born at 6:22 pm, and this particular ‘time’ represents my favorite verse in the book of Matthew in the bible…Camila’s last name is ‘Alves’…We wanted to incorporate her family name, so we decided to make our child’s middle name ‘Alves’…”"We welcome ‘Levi Alves McConaughey’ into this wonderful life and look forward to livin it with him, in the mean time all times, just keep livin…”Photo Credit: Google- Erin Dustin