Between the passion of the Glamazons and a few fiery diatribes that came in when I expressed my disinterest in the new Scissor Sisters video, I figured it was time again for another d’luvvly roundup of the bitchiest reader comments! Last year’s compilation was such a classy hit, plus you’ve all bared your barbed tongues at some point or other over the past 12 months. And I really have to say, thanks for the laughs—you effing bitches.

****** Anonymous on Move Over, Rihanna—Adam Lambert’s In The Lead For Most Boring Song Of The Year: “Die in a fire you insufferable prick.”

* solray9 on Lady Gaga: 4, Madonna: 0: “[Lady Gaga] looks like my 88-year-old incapacitated grandmother before she died and after she’d lost most of her teeth.”

* Joshua on Chart Rigger Turns Five!: “Yeah, with the amount of useless drivel you post on an almost daily basis, I, too, am…

This pic really illustrates all of Shayne Ward’s talents…If you’re any normal, red-blooded Joe, once in awhile you just stop and ponder life’s mysteries — like why God invented Sudoku, or what the hell happened with the third single off Shayne Ward’s Breathless album.Late last year it was two U.K. Top 10 hits — double A-side “No U Hang Up/If That’s OK With You” and “Breathless” — then nothing. For awhile there the single-worthy “U Got Me So” was on the schedule for a release, but then it got held back and has apparently been scrapped.What…is Simon Cowell too busy with the five zillion shows he juggles worldwide to bother with further promotion of Shayne’s truly fantastic album? Was Louis Walsh too busy getting his A stuffed by some back-alley tough in a limo?Oh well. At least we’ll always have –Squeeze it, hooker!