Still Not Close

The Indigo Girls have a song called Closer to Fine. Britney can’t relate to this song cause she ain’t even in the general vicinity of fine. She hasn’t even gotten off the freeway yet - she’s still circling the shit at a distance trying to find the exit. But the drones out there keep saying she looks great and has her stuff together. No, she doesn’t. Look at those eyes. That’s someone who could snap at any minute and start clawing the face of a complete stranger. “I saw you looking at me! You do not look at me! I am the Lizard Queen!” Once a crazy twat, always a crazy twat.

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